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[譯文轉(zhuǎn)載] 4種屌絲穿著讓你光棍一輩子

時(shí)間:2012-07-20 15:15 來(lái)源:z236.cn 作者:編輯點(diǎn)擊:次

4 FashionFailings That Will Keep You Single For Life
   4種屌絲特征讓你光棍一輩子

   Afemale fashion expert has been sharing her sage insights into the “painful”fashion failings most likely to condemn any man to perpetual bachelorhood, andas is the way with such things, otaku fashion comes in for the obligatory drubbing.
   一位女性時(shí)尚專家為我們分享了他關(guān)于永久單身漢著裝上一些“疼痛的”缺點(diǎn)的明智的看法，在各種意義上，死宅們的樣式是最招人唾棄的。
   Thelist, apparently written from the perspective of a desperate 30-somethingspinster prepared to marry a man on the basis of the quality of his suit:
   以下列出一些比較明顯的特點(diǎn)，是來(lái)自30歲左右想結(jié)婚想瘋了的圣女們對(duì)宅男著裝的看法
   1. Men who wear clothes which don’t fit theirframe龍騰網(wǎng)版權(quán)所有
   “They don’t even try them on, they just decide they are an M or L and buy someclothes. And it’s bad to just plump for LL just because someone says you arefat.”
   1，穿不適合他體型的衣服
    “他們從來(lái)沒(méi)想過(guò)試穿一下，他們只是看看是M碼還是L碼就買了。甚至有些人僅僅因?yàn)閯e人說(shuō)他胖了他就穿LL碼的衣服�！�
   2. He is too concerned about looking cool andends up wearing clothes which don’t suit him龍騰網(wǎng)版權(quán)所有
   “He has an image of guys he thinks are popular, so he just puts on all thestuff he sees in shops and magazines!”
   2，極力想讓別人認(rèn)為他很酷，結(jié)果穿的一點(diǎn)都不適合他
    “他腦子里有個(gè)他認(rèn)為很酷的家伙，然后他就瘋狂的購(gòu)買店里的甚至雜志上的東西”
   3. He dresses in classic otaku style
   “A rucksack and a pouch round his waist may be an unavoidable manifestation ofhis true self, but at least try to make a reasonable first impression. Formarriage interviews or parties, proper attire is especially essential.”
   3，他穿的就是個(gè)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的死宅
    “帆布背包和圍在腰上的小腰包是他展示自我的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)裝備，至少你給人的第一印象要靠譜點(diǎn)吧。去相親時(shí)好好打扮一下是做人的基本禮儀”
   (譯者曾經(jīng)穿個(gè)SOS團(tuán)長(zhǎng)的T恤去見(jiàn)朋友介紹的妹子，然后，回家殺雷狼龍。。。)
   4. His entire ensemble is Uniqlo
   Uniqlo may be decent enough quality, and even trendy in some cases, butdressing head to foot in Uniqlo is no good at all.
   4，全身都是優(yōu)衣庫(kù)
    “優(yōu)衣庫(kù)的質(zhì)量確實(shí)不錯(cuò)，某些款式下也挺潮的，但全身都是優(yōu)衣庫(kù)也有點(diǎn)那個(gè)了吧”
   (譯者：優(yōu)衣庫(kù)是日本的中下的牌子，類似我們的班尼路之類的“街衣”或“校服”)

   Thecolossal opprobrium attached to rucksacks is of course nothing new and nowseems to be part of the classic otaku stereotype.
   However,it probably goes without saying that wearing a pink Precure T-shirt is theultimate faux pas even for otaku, not that such cases are in much danger ofmeeting anyone in the first place.
   Onlinethere is a certain amount of predictable resentment from what is presumably the“fat wannabe Uniqlo otaku” demographic, who certainly seem defensive of theirUniqlo ensembles…
   帆布背包的屌絲特征看起來(lái)有點(diǎn)不合理，但現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)成為了標(biāo)準(zhǔn)的死宅裝備。不過(guò)還好，就算是死宅也不會(huì)穿那種蠢爆了的過(guò)時(shí)粉紅t恤，不過(guò)穿得像個(gè)死宅在第一次見(jiàn)面時(shí)也是不太好的。
   在網(wǎng)上我們就可以準(zhǔn)確的定位出那些“頑固的優(yōu)衣庫(kù)死胖宅”，因?yàn)樗隙〞?huì)極力為他的屌絲特征辯護(hù)。
   Comment：
   Comment by Kaze
   05:47 18/07/2012 # ! Good (+0.7)
   So in the eyes of this "fashion expert", you're not coolif you don't dress cool. If you try wearing cool clothes, then you're not cool.
   That's REALLY informative >_>
   所以，在那個(gè)“時(shí)尚專家”眼里，如果你沒(méi)穿的很酷你看起來(lái)也不酷，那么如果你嘗試穿的酷，你也不會(huì)看起來(lái)酷。
   這個(gè)才是真相啊啊啊啊啊
    Comment byAnonymous
   07:3318/07/2012 # ! Quality (+1.0)
   so basically,these 4 points of fashion can be summed up as this: don't be ugly and have lotsof money.
    基本上，這四點(diǎn)可以歸納為：要當(dāng)高帥富
   Comment byAnonymous
   07:57 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   There is nomale so ugly that no matter how much money he will never be atractive forwomen.
   事實(shí)是現(xiàn)在還沒(méi)有一個(gè)矮丑富釣不到妹子的

   Comment by cats2
   08:35 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (+0.2)
   Some of the shit Japanese females wear is downright laugh outloud..
   Hard to take this seriously.
   一些日本妹子穿的讓人發(fā)笑。
   讓人很難對(duì)她們的眼光認(rèn)真
   Comment by Anonymous
   09:02 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   You can dress well without trying to imitate movie stars and animecharacters. That's the gist of t.
   你不用模仿電影或者動(dòng)畫就會(huì)穿的很好，這個(gè)是文章主旨
   Comment by Anonymous
   06:34 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   I don't see the conflict.
   Advice 2 is "avoid tunnel vision trying too hard to look cool,don't forget to find stuff that fits you well too". That's probably likedon't try to look like a gangsta or a guido if you are not one.
   Advice 3 is " don't wear weird stuff like otaku pouches".The old american equivalent would be the nerdy pens on the front pocket, todaywould be the childish ironic t shirts.
   Advice 4 is " don't go out wearing only Uniqlo stuff".Probably applies to any brand, don't look like you only shop at one place.
   我看不到哪里矛盾的。
   第二個(gè)建議的意思是：不要目光狹隘的嘗試看起來(lái)酷，只要穿適合自己的衣服就好。
   這聽(tīng)起來(lái)像不要穿的像個(gè)黑幫的或者guido(不知道是啥)
   建議三是：身上不要有那些死宅一樣的袋子。你父輩那一代口袋前別只筆試是書呆子，現(xiàn)在就是蠢爆了的死宅裝。
   建議四是：別全身優(yōu)衣庫(kù)的上街。嘗試買點(diǎn)其他牌子的衣服，不要讓人以為你只在一家店買東西。
   Comment bykumesana
   07:3018/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   I have mydoubts that guys, in general, would bother shopping for clothes in more thanone place. The cool and the uncool alike.
   This argumentis invalid. It's only theoritical.
   我懷疑某些人怎么有耐性在超過(guò)一家店買東西
   不管酷還是不酷的衣服
   爭(zhēng)論這個(gè)一點(diǎn)意義都沒(méi)有
   (譯者吐槽：你就承認(rèn)你是個(gè)死胖宅吧)
   Comment byAnonymous
   10:0718/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   But I getbonus defence for wearing the same brand...
   但我為優(yōu)衣庫(kù)死宅辯護(hù)會(huì)得到額外獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)。。。。。。
   (譯者：獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)啥？)
   Comment byAnonymous
   09:4518/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   Cool peopleknow not to wear a single brand. My sister tries to hammer that lesson in everytime I dress up to leave the house TxT
   時(shí)髦的人懂得不要穿一個(gè)牌子衣服。我妹每次我穿好衣服準(zhǔn)備出門的時(shí)候都對(duì)我的穿著指手劃腳。TxT
   Comment by Anonymous
   06:07 18/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   It's the usual fashion hypocrisy.
   "Hot" males can can wear large glasses and enjoy nerdculture openly, but if an average-to-ugly guy enjoys the same things, they arean outcast.
   時(shí)髦什么的都是忽悠
   高帥富穿什么都是帥，如果一個(gè)矮丑窮穿的和他一樣就是2B
   Comment byAnonymous
   08:1218/07/2012 # ! Neutral (0)
   Fuck clothes.I walk out of the house naked and start jerking off at any pretty gal I see.Like a BAWS
   草泥馬的衣服，我要裸體上街然后對(duì)著每個(gè)女的手淫。我去~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   (譯者吐槽：美國(guó)繼啃臉魔后又出了個(gè)手淫魔。。。。。。)
   Comment byAnonymous
   06:3718/07/2012 # ! Bad (-0.3)
   that's becausethey happen to be ugly and just don't look good in it. That said, I find peoplewho dress like 'geeks' to be supremely pretentious.
   You can stillbe not good looking and have a fashion sense, though.
   這只是剛好他穿這衣服看起來(lái)比較丑而已吧。我發(fā)現(xiàn)有些穿的奇葩的人相當(dāng)?shù)淖悦环�。即使穿的很時(shí)髦你也有可能看起來(lái)不怎么樣。女人是在嫁衣服么？全身上下連內(nèi)褲都是uniqlo滿身槍眼……
   哦不對(duì)……還有GU和島村，壯哉我大街衣。喜歡穿西裝的路過(guò)

   女人是在嫁衣服么？

   一般嫁房子時(shí)髦什么的都是忽悠
   高帥富穿什么都是帥，如果一個(gè)矮丑窮穿的和他一樣就是2B


   第一眼我就看到這個(gè)了
   那么長(zhǎng)的文完全沒(méi)有意義我去LZ 你這個(gè)鏈接是什么啊... 一堆的AV女優(yōu)圖你這真的是在討論穿著么？guido似乎就是搬磚的國(guó)情不同我們這優(yōu)衣庫(kù)算不錯(cuò)的衣服了凡客的是什么水平。。。。。

   我去LZ 你這個(gè)鏈接是什么啊... 一堆的AV女優(yōu)圖你這真的是在討論穿著么？

   我去，我真沒(méi)打開(kāi)看。。。趕快編輯掉。。。三哥看著呢，我就在龍騰復(fù)制粘貼過(guò)來(lái)的我從來(lái)不知道穿衣服這么重要。。。至少我不關(guān)注女性的打扮，或者不會(huì)因?yàn)槊米油辆褪柽h(yuǎn)她等等。。。4. His entire ensemble is Uniqlo

   中槍！半年沒(méi)買過(guò)衣服全身上下衣服都掉色了上個(gè)星期實(shí)在是自己都看不下去了去買了件北臉t恤和一條里維斯506我...全身沒(méi)有單件過(guò)百的衣服

   而且這些都是至少穿了2年的

   這年頭節(jié)儉也是錯(cuò)了

    優(yōu)衣庫(kù)中槍全身優(yōu)衣庫(kù)躺槍，它要是有鞋子，我估計(jì)我鞋子也是優(yōu)衣庫(kù)。。。

   時(shí)髦什么的都是忽悠
   高帥富穿什么都是帥，如果一個(gè)矮丑窮穿的和他一樣就是2B

   第一眼我就看到這個(gè)了
   那么長(zhǎng)的文完全沒(méi)有意義我搬好久的磚才買得起優(yōu)衣庫(kù)呢、、話說(shuō) 優(yōu)衣庫(kù) 平角內(nèi)褲不錯(cuò)啊。。我等美特斯·邦威的吊絲給跪了,眼角有翔劃過(guò)...